A Sexy ManThis imaginary friend of mine told me that he used to feel like a heterosexual man until, at an early age, he first stepped into a church where he saw the statue of an amazing looking guy, almost naked, laying on a cross.

So far the love story is perfectly understandable, if it couldn’t continue with the little boy asking for advice on how to learn more about the sexy man on the cross? He was told that in order to find more about that man who died for his sins, he would have to study religion, which he did for the next sixteen years, before becoming a priest. The part that I didn’t understand is why, later in life, the priest got into babysitting?

Luckily, a father who hired him gave me the answer: ‘because he had a flawless resume, he babysat god’s only son’!